SPEEDWAY, Indiana – A female driver who is a woman that was born as a girl with a vagina has signed a partial-season contract to race in Indycar, a championship that is overrun with people who have penises. “We are excited to welcome the female driver who is a woman that was born as a girl with a vagina to the team and Indycar,” said a team spokesman, “We think the female driver who is a woman that was born as a girl with a vagina has all the skills needed to compete in this penis-centric sport.”

We couldn’t be more proud of this female driver who is a woman that was born a girl with a vagina and can’t wait for her to prove that the steering wheel does not care about the gender of the driver, but the skill of the driver.”