ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates – Formula 1, headed into the season finale, has elected to switch out all armco and replace it with flaming dumpsters. “Last week we replaced armco with tire fires in Jeddah, so now we’re going to try dumpster fires in Abu Dhadi,” said Race Director Michael Masi, “It should hold up fairly well to whatever Max is going to do to Lewis at T1.”