JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia – The famed bonesaw used to dismantle journalist Jamal Khashoggi will be waiving the green flag for the start of the very first Saudi Arabian Grand Prix on Sunday afternoon. “I am very excited to be representing this great country at the first Formula 1 race here in Jeddah,” said the bone saw.

“I’m a huge F1 fan and am excited to see Hamilton cut up the grid and Verstappen slice and dice through the field. I’m also really into the technical side of the sport, so I’m pumped to get into the pits and watch a crew dismember a car.”