JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia – After rumors swirled that the Jeddah Grand Prix circuit construction would not be finished in time for the December 3rd – 5th event, organizers said thousands of volunteer construction workers helped get the track and buildings done on time. “Thousands of sla- volunteers – helped get the Jeddah Grand Prix circuit completed during this time crunch,” said the organizer, “After they saw we were behind schedule, they just showed up at the venue on their own, ready to work!”

Yes. We want to be here helping,” said one migrant through gritted teeth, “It feels good to make sure this event is successful and thousands of these other migra- friends of the track – can lend our remaining hands.”