KABUL, Afghanistan – The Taliban, huge Formula 1 and WRC fans, have followed the FIA’s boardroom model and have created an all-male leadership group. “We see what they are doing in Paris at the FIA and it works!” said interim prime minister Mullah Hasan Akhund, “All men all the time will help all countrymen within the framework of Sharia.”

“Like racing, terrorism is a male-first industry, a boys club if you will, and we look to take the Taliban to the next level.”