NASHVILLE, Tennessee – After the shitsho street race in Nashville that saw 8 full course cautions and two red flags, Roger Penske called Tony George to inquire about the return policy of the NTT Indycar Series. “30 days no questions asked,” said TG, “Sorry.”

Mr. Penske, who thought his purchase into Indycar was solid, appears to have actually bought a lemon. It is suspected that Penske will contact Australia about returning Will Power.