PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania – Former comedian Bill Cosby was released from prison for his sexual assault conviction for some ungodly reason, but his punishment did not end after he walked out of the prison gates. The 83 year old pervert will be under house arrest and forced to watch only Pure eTCR racing on his many TVs.

I dabba doo, don’t know what Pure eTCR is,” said Cosby, “Puddin pop it makes no sense to me, and goooo, I have suffered enough already in the slammer, hey!”