ELKHART LAKE, Wisconsin – Local man Tom Manning enjoyed his annual trip to Road America for the Indycar event except for one thing: the Mission Tortilla Chip freebie bags used Motorcycle shapes from the previous weekend and not openwheel shapes. “What the hell is this,” Mr. Manning asked a college student interning for Mission Foods, “These are clearly from the MotoAmerica weekend last week! I’m not eating a stale ass tortilla chip!”

“I can’t get enough Gearbox nacho cheese on the rear wheel of a tiny motorbike! You think guac will stay on that?! The wheel snaps off every time I go for my Nance’s seven layer taco dip!”

It was reported that 11 empty free sample Mission bags were found in Mr. Mannings campsite trash can.