DETROIT, Michigan – Fans are allowed back in the Indycar paddock starting this weekend in Belle Isle and Scott Dixon is extremely excited. “Oh great,” says Dixon through clenched teeth, “I can’t wait to have fans, especially Rommy, back in the paddock. Racing fans are always so cool, neat, normal and not socially awkward stalkers.”

I love still being in a pandemic and having Rommy shuffle up to my garage and stuff his hands in a bag of chips. I really look forward to that.”