SPEEDWAY, Indiana – Local man Greg Wickes has been attending the Indy 500 since he was a small child and has fully committed to complaining about this years attendance right up to the green flag on Sunday May 30th. “My grandson helped me download Tweetdeck so I’ve got many tweets about attendance being down already roaring to go!” continued Wickes, “I’ve been going here since the early 1970s and I’ve never seen numbers this low. Zero people in 2020 and barely a tick above 100,000 this year? Is Tony George back in charge?!?”

“I thought The Captain was supposed to save this series, not run it into the ground!”