DEARBORN, Michigan – President Biden took the upcoming Ford F-150 Lightning pick up truck out for a spin to get one more feel behind the wheel before his drivers license gets taken away. “I don’t have much more uh time behind the wheel,” said The 47th President of the United States, “At least that’s what my wife and son tell me. I mean if I remember where I’m going to and coming from, I’m still able to put the pedal to the metal!”

“This Chev-For-Dodge whatever electric car is something I never thought I’d see after I first met with Edison early in my political career. What an advancement!”