SPEEDWAY, Indiana – While helping guests at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Yellow Shirt Marty White bent over to to tie his shoe and split his pants, creating the real Indy Split. “Many people think it was IRL vs CART, but Oreovicz ‘s book is really just pictures of old Yellow Shorts splitting their pants open at the track,” said one book buyer and IMS fan. “This is the real Indy Split.”

Many Yellow Shirts have switched to velcro shoes in an attempt to defeat this pants-splitting epidemic.