INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – After multiple fans reported getting Alexander Rossi gear they did not order, it has been reported that Mr. Rossi spends his work week filling orders for Indycar’s online shop. “That explains it!” said one fan, “I thought after winning the Indy 500 he was set for an F1 ride, but now I get it. This explains 2020 and the first four races of this season. Yep. Makes total sense.”

In the recent report it confirmed Rossi has been packing boxes to fund his Indycar rides and also uses his position to help improve his personal branding by sending people stuff they didn’t ask for. “I got a diecast of Rossi’s 2020 car, I didn’t ask for this crap,” said another fan, “Just give me the Herta shirt I paid for.”