MIAMI, Florida – Organizers of the Miami Grand Prix, a “2022 round for the FIA’s Formula 1 championship,” have announced their plans for the fourth year in a row for a race to be held the following year without it actually happening. “We’re excited for what the Miami Grand Prix will be in 2022,” said the Miami GP President, “We’re actually inspired by SC Glickenhaus and learning from his marketing and business plan of over-promising and under-delivering.”

“He’s the ultimate racer in that respect and we’ll probably see if he wants to be the Grand Marshall when this race doesn’t happen again. We look forward to announcing it again in 2022 for 2023.”