BRISTOL, England – Local man Jack Wright has been watching Formula 1 since the late 1960s and has been a huge fan of all British drivers until Lewis Hamilton came around and he was outraged at the incidents Hamilton made Sunday in Imola. “If he spent more time training and less time in the barbershop, he’d have beat that Max Versten,” said Wright.

You didn’t see Jimmy Clark, Sterling Moss, or Graham Hill with braids or rows, whatever they’re called. They represented the sport and country the way it is supposed to be! There’s Jenson Button, now that’s a clean cut gent right there!”