EVANSVILLE, Indiana – Long-time Indycar fan and complainer Richard Short is furious that the 2021 Indycar season is just days away and he hasn’t found that one good thing to complain about yet. “I’m not sure what’s going on exactly, but I’m really struggling here,” said short, “I’ve been complaining about Indycar since the ’60s but I’m not finding much right now. I guess I could always go back to the spec-car thing or not enough ovals, but that’s getting a little stale.”

The aeroscreen is always good complaining content, but there’s so many people with that angle, it’s not unique. I’ll come up with something before the green flag flies in Barber on Sunday, you can count on it.”