DEARBORN, Michigan – Automaker Ford has partnered with the hot sauce webshow ‘Hot Ones’ to, well, they are not sure why exactly. Ford’s Vice President of marketing, who will be fired shortly, said, “Yeah, we are working with Hot Ones because, I mean, it’s hot, and it really seemed like a good idea because, you know, Hot Ones and all that.”

It’s a strong partnership because there’s sauce and it’s clearly a branding and things of that nature, and you can’t buy it and it’s not really being, you know, so Hot Ones and Ford!” he closed while wiping sweat from his brow.