SEBRING, Florida – The 35 driver entry list for the inaugural Porsche Carrera Cup North America series has been revealed with Pro and Pro-Am classes for the single driver format. “I’m really more of a Pro-Am driver today, don’t call me an Am, please” said one woke dentist, “Some days I feel like being an Am, some days Pro-Am and today I am Pro-Am strong.“
“Racing Pro-Nouns are important for making this extremely exclusive sport inclusive to our exclusive members. If we are not addressed with the proper Racing Pro-Nouns, we simply will not race. Or maybe we will.”
Meanwhile, IMSA stewards will reportedly lead classes in Critical Racer Theory before each dirver’s meeting, in which the Systemic Racerism of minimum fueling times wil be investigated, and Gold drivers will be berated for historically oppressing Bronze and Silver drivers.
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