MACON, Georgia – Dentist Dr. Mark Williamson, avid sportscar gentleman driver, was looking forward to the next round of Covid-19 relief to come his way so he could upgrade his Duqueine LMP3 chassis to a more powerful LMP2. This will not happen as the bill is limited to those who meet a specific income threshold. “Well that sucks!” said Dr. Williamson, “Was really hoping to get an LMP2 and join another class nobody pays attention to, but at least it’s better than this LMP3 grid-filler crap.”

“I guess I’ll just have to misuse PPP funds for personal gain when they come around again!”