CINCINNATI, Ohio – Global radar detector maker Escort has revealed their latest model with advanced technology that lets you know when a BMW driver is nearby. The new tech looks like a typical rear view mirror but uses a mix of cameras and detection capabilities to alert you of when a douchebag is approaching.

“Douche bag alert, douche bag alert approaching .25 miles from the rear,” says the Siri-like voice.

“This new BMW-detection system saved our test drivers over 45% of incidents with BMW douche bags over 6 months and was 75% more effective to alert our test drivers how many parking spots BMWs took up at the grocery store,” said an Escort spokesman.