IRVINE, California – Robby Triller, an old, irrelevant racing journalist for RaceEar.Com, had quite the accident on Monday morning due to poor coverage from his Attends Adult Diaper. “I had been watching a bunch of old 1970s Indy videos and drinking a lot of prune juice,” said Triller, “Next thing you know here it comes and I farted all over my keyboard, accidently submitting it to the editor. Luckily they loved it and published it right away!”

This is becoming a common occurrence, but if they keep posting it, I guess I’m happy.