SCOTTSDALE, Arizona – After storming the Capitol, former West Virginia Delegate Derek Evans has found his new gig as a crash helmet tester for Bell Racing Company. “Mr. Evans is a perfect candidate to be a Bell helmet crash tester,” said Bell Racing CEO Stephane Cohen, “These far-right lunatics are the perfect for riding in a car going 40 MPH straight into a brick wall and see how well our newest product line stacks up.”

“We’re very excited for Mr. Evans to be joining our team under the role of Executive CTE Officer.”