AUSTIN, Texas – Melissa Carone, key witness for President Trump’s election fraud claims in the State of Michigan, has been hired by TC America as head driver steward starting with the 2021 season. “We love her fire and ‘don’t-back-down-even-if-your’re-talkin’-crazy’ attitude,” said TC America Class Manager Jim Jordan, who should not be confused with crazy Ohio congressman Jim Jordan, “We were looking for someone with her spark that can just keep talking and confuse the hell out of whoever they are speaking with so eventually they walk away and drop their complaint, appeal, whatever.”

“Can you imagine some TCA twerp arguing about a call and they have to deal with that train wreck?! Will make my life a lot easier, that’s for damn sure.”