PHOENIX, Arizona – The latest NASCAR Cup champion has been crowned with the series’ first trust fund baby, Chase Elliot, claiming the title. “Racing is a rich man’s sport and we’re happy to announce that Chase Elliot is the first trust fund kid to win a Cup championship,” said NASCAR President Steve Phelps.

I’m so thankful my Dad is rich,” said Chase Elliot while taking a silver spoon from his mouth, “Without his money and fame, I’d never be here, you can take that to the bank! Which is what I’m about to do to take out my next withdrawal from the trust.”