JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia – Formula 1 has announced their 2021 season schedule and is excited for new events to join the circus with the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix the most exciting in their minds. “We are very excited for the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix,” said a Formula 1 spokesperson, “We want to be fair to all governments, even those who suppress their people, and give them each an opportunity to pay us millions of dollars each year to host one of our races.”

We don’t want to get political because Formula 1 is entertainment and if there’s one thing the world needs less of now, it’s being political.”