SALISBURY, Connecticut – While it was looking good that Lime Rock Park would finally shut its doors due to the Covid-19 pandemic, race series have begun to include it on their 2021 schedules. “Well, we were hoping that, finally, we could stop racing at this track and use the pandemic as the excuse instead of it just being bad for professional racing, but these damn championships keep adding us back,” said track President Skip Barber.

“For now we’ll keep wi-fi away and continue to not upgrade any infrastructure, and even let those dumbass residents keep complaining about the noise at city council meetings. Maybe someday the race series will get it and we’ll close.”