DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – After seeing the car designs released by the Supercars Championship yesterday for the 2022 season (pictured above), NASCAR executives went to social media to dismiss the idea that they would one day get a car that looks cool and races well. “Please, we don’t need anything that looks like the actual street version of the car,” said NASCAR President Mike Helton, “And if it races better, we’re not interested.”

“Supercars has a cute, little championship down there, but we’ve got a big ass car with kind of a Supra nose on it, so there.” Helton closed while folding his arms and nodding his head.