SAN DIEGO, California – Driver Marco Mapelini is a seasoned vet in the sportscar racing scene and well respected by teams and fans. Other drivers, however, hate him because he keeps his personal website up-to-date. “Do you believe how smug this guy is?” said sportscar legend Bryan Sellers, “He doesn’t get it. The better driver you are, the less you update your website. Mine hasn’t been touched since 2015!”

Mapelini is an ass!” said Jordan Pepper, “You think anyone cars about each and every race? No! I stopped doing that crap in 2017 and my career has taken off! It’s cocky, ignorant buffoons like him that give us drivers a bad name and why people think we’re egotistical and stuck up!”