ELKHART LAKE, Road America – After sending massive rain, wind, lightning and even hail to Road America to break up the mass gathering of covid-filled IMSA fans, God was shocked to see that nobody left and the race continued on as planned after a red-flag session.  “I sent rain, lightning, and more to Road America, but those idiots still wouldn’t leave,” said God, “What don’t they understand about a pandemic going on that makes them think seeing a race in person is important?”

Do I need to bring out the locusts again? Frogs perhaps? You’d think they’d get the message with thousands of deaths, but nope. These dummies even racked-up thousands of dollars worth of race car damage in just a few minutes, but they thought to themselves, ‘lets keep going.'”