INDIANPOLIS, Indiana – The NTT Indycar Series is pushing for a third engine manufacturer with all current signs pointing to Ferrari.  Series heads are excited, obviously, and can’t wait to put up with the entitled whining and complaining from the Italian company who hasn’t done anything in the motorsports world since 2007.  “We’re excited for the direction talks are going with Ferrari,” said Indycar owner Roger Penske, “A third manufacturer to battle with Chevy and Honda is important for the series and fans and to have Ferrari as the most likely is great.”

We’re prepared to deal with the constant spoiled school-girl like whining and grandstanding from those spaghetti slurpers.  But like Fernando Alonso, they bring in the marketing dollars, for whatever reason, so…”