SEBRING, Florida – After leading an effort to redesign the White House Rose Garden, Sebring International Raceway has hired First Lady Melania Trump to redesign Green Park.  “I am very excite,” said Mrs. Trump, “What we do with the Rose Garden, we will with Green Park.  First to go are meth spoon sculpture and giant dumpster.  We bring in solid, permanent trash can, mow the grass, then repave track.  It will be very beautiful for the homeless living there now.”

The redesign is estimated to cost upwards of $300.