KANNAPOLIS, North Carolina – With an uptick in protests across the nation and many statues being taken down, President Trump has sent 35 Federal Agents to Kannapolis, North Carolina to protect the Dale Earnhardt Hometown Hero bronze statue.  “We must protect our great Nation’s history,” said President Trump during a daily briefing, “We must accept that there is both good, Dale, and bad, Jefferson Davis, parts of our history, the greatest history to ever history.

Effective immediately I will be removing Federal Agent guards from the Lincoln Memorial and sending them to Kannapolis to protect Dale.”