Buying meth and watching sportscar racing go hand in hand, so here’s a list of the cities to watch the best racing while buying the best meth.
Lexington, Ohio – Mid Ohio Sports Car Course. Lexington, Ohio is obviously in Ohio where people literally have nothing to do but wait for the Ohio State football season to start. During the spring and summer, however, many gather in Lexington to buy their high-quality meth and hang out at McDonalds between races at the 2.25 mile, 13 turn road course.
Alton, Virginia – VIRginia International Raceway. Have you been to Alton? Yes, it appears to be having a resurgence with some development downtown, but you know where that money comes from? You got it! Meth. Grab your meth and then head out to VIR where you can get high and talk about an old tree.
Newton, Iowa – Iowa Speedway. While a major race series has not raced on Iowa Speedway’s roval since Grand Am, you’re really close to Des Moines, which is the meth capital of the world, luckily. We suggest getting meth, then watching the old Grand Am event on youtube in the parking lot.
Sebring, Florida – Sebring International Raceway. Number one on our list is obviously Sebring. Have you been to Green Park? While meth is easy to get there, you can really buy whatever drug or red light district item you can imagine. While buying meth or a little nose sugar you can also watch a IMSA and a foreign series that attempts to survive.