INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – Upstart racing team GRM Autosport was new to the pro racing scene as of January of this year, but as soon as their season started it was paused by the Covid-19 global pandemic.  As soon as they were available the team needed to apply for the small business PPP loans to help get them through their first months as an organization.  However, a small mix up on the dark web saw them apply for PEEPEEPEE loans, which got them thousands of dick pics, not dollars.

I somehow got on the dark web and applied for what I thought was a PPP,” said team manager Ken “Willy” Williams, “but I didn’t read the fine print real well and signed up for some pervert PEEPEEPEE Pics instead.  An honest mistake because I don’t normally get on the dark web to get this sort of stuff.”