WASHINGTON, DC – After tear gassing and beating thousands of chaotic rioters who were about to tear the country down, President Trump marched across the street from the Whitehouse to St. John’s Episcopal to pray and pose for a picture with the Bible, ‘The Daytona Prototype: The Concept That Revolutionized American Sports Car Racing’.

I pray to Picchio, Crawford, and Doran everyday,” said President Trump, “I pray they bring us peace and can reunite this great country once again.  Grand Am and the Daytona Prototypes, the greatest race cars of all time, the absolute best believe me, can bring middle America together, the South, the East, the West, and the Great North. As One. Together.”