TALLADEGA, Alabama – Weeks after banning the Confederate Flag of Losers from all NASCAR events, a noose was found in the #43 Richard Petty Motorsports garage where the car of Bubba Wallace, the sole black driver in the series, was being worked on.  “I’m as shocked as you are,” said NASCAR President Steve Phelps, “We’ve tried for weeks to stomp out racism, but it’s clear we still have a lot of idiots surrounding our series.

We’ve got worked to do, but luckily with fans not being allowed in the garages currently we know it’s some dumbass from within the series, track, or a vendor on site.  We’ll find you, you third-grade educated, inbred, dumbass.”