HOCKLEY, Texas – Racing legend and anti-shit taker AJ Foyt was fed up with Covid-19 and decided to take matters into his own hands.  Foyt went to the nearest hospital and found Covid-19 hanging around outside on a smoke break.  The four-time Indy 500 champ called out “Hey you sonofabitch!” then punched the virus right in the mouth and threw him on the ground, killing it instantly and curing thousands in the state of Texas.

I just pictured that little disease as that sissy-boy Luyendyk, who I still hate, and knocked it on its ass.” said Foyt as he got back into his Ford F-150 and drove back to his ranch.