DAYTON, Ohio – Long-time sportscar racing fan Tom Simpleton says the reason Porsche pulled out of GTLM is because of NASCOVID-19, a NASCAR and Covid-19 hybrid disease that has plagued true and pure sportscar racing formulas of late – LMP1 and now GTE/LM.  “It’s two things,” said Simpleton, “That damn NASCAR dumbing-down racing, and those damn libs coming up with Covid-19.  I call it NASCOVID-19!”

“First LMP1, now GTE, they want them to fail!  How can you sheep on see this?!”