MUNICH, Germany – BMW has been infected by a new strain of the Covid-19 Coronavirus according to German doctors.  “BMW came in with some odd symptoms including inflamed nostrils so we swabbed it’s exhaust for testing and found Covid-19 had morphed and now affects car brands, primarily their design teams,” said one doctor.

We hope we can find a cure before the next generation of car lineups is sent out in fall of 2021 and we’ll try to get the design teams back in line and doing things that aren’t incredibly dumb”.