GAYDON, England – In shock news to everyone, Andy Palmer, who lead the failed Nissan LMP1 program and then got a CEO job at Aston Martin Lagonda, was ousted after extremely poor performance and sales for the British carmaker under his helm.  Recently Lawrence Stroll, father of Formula 1 superstar Lance Stroll, injected Aston Martin with $550 million dollars and took over the Executive Chairman role, and named his friend Tobias Moers as CEO on Monday.

But I’m good at marketing!” yelled Palmer while being dragged out the door by two security gaurds, “Look at twenty-thirteen!  Twenty-Thirteeeeeeeeen!