CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – A local 4th grade bully named Kyle, [last name redacted for being a minor], has once again gotten attention for beating up first graders, students who are much more inexperienced at schooling than he is. “I’m not sure what Kyle’s problem is,” said school Principal J. France, “He’s doing extremely well in his 4th grade classes, but he has a tendency to come down to the first grade class recess and start bullying and pushing kids over. We’ve spoken to him and his parents multiple times, but nothing seems to be helping the issue. It might be a confidence thing, it might be an insecurity thing, we’re not sure at this point.”
The Lugg Nutt has learned that suspension and being expelled from the first grade recesses are on the table.