INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – Indycar driver Scott Dixon, while answering media questions from his house with his front door barely cracked, confirmed he loves driving his Honda Pilot and would totally own one even without his contract to Honda.  “Yes, I love my Honda Pilot,” said a ghost-white Dixon, “I would buy one even if I drove for a Chevy Indycar team and Shinji Aoyama, CEO of Honda America, is totally not pressing a gun into my back right now.”

Dixon ended the press conference by mouthing “Help”.