MADRID, Spain – Fernando Alonso, who has long been suspected of being an alien, has reportedly abducted Carlos Sainz Jr’s body to get another crack at an F1 title with Ferrari.  Many think Alonso’s abduction occurred right before Sainz joined McLaren full-time, which is possible, but the majority of alien experts feel the abduction occurred recently.  “Look at the timeline,” said Dr. Thomas DeLonge, who studies alien life forms, “Fernando is out of F1 and hasn’t really done anything, but in reality we know what he’s been up to.  Vettel leaves Ferrari, another of Alonso’s former teams, then Sainz joins Ferrari?  It’s pretty clear what’s going on here.”