PALO ALTO, California – Elon Musk and his partner welcomed a new baby to the world last week, and after 8 days of constant crying, Musk is ready to get out of the house.  Going against local orders, Musk has decided he would rather hear factory noise for 10 hours a day over a screaming, crying bundle of joy and will open the Tesla plant today.

I can’t take it anymore,” said Musk to the media, “I’d rather listen to a robot tighten some bolts right in front of my face, than the WAAA WAAA WAAAA that comes out of X Æ A-12’s face all day and night.”