MARANELLO, Italy – Scuderia Ferrari announced they were saddened by the decision driver Sebastian Vettel made to not re-sign with the team after the 2020 season, but look forward to ruining the career of another great or up-and-coming driver in the series.  “We are not happy that Sebastian will not return after this season,” said Ferrari F1 boss Mattia Binotto, “But we’ll fill his seat with a different quality driver and ruin their career by giving them a decent car that we fail to develop as the season goes on and leave them highly disappointed at the end of each year.”

Massa, Kimi, Fernando, Sebastian – all down the drain.  Who’s next?  Maybe Daniel [Riccardo}, maybe Carlos [Sainz], or maybe we’ll bring Fernando [Alonso] back just to mess with him again.”