SACRAMENTO, California – A bottle of Mothers California Gold was upset and tipped itself over yesterday in the garage after it did not receive a single bouquet of flowers or a card from friends and relatives on Sunday. “It was my day,” said the bottle, “and nothing. Not a single damn thing. I sit here in the garage for years at a time, always at the ready and then I give each and every car I’m deposited on the perfect shine. Then on MY day, I get nothing. Not even a simple ‘thank you’ spray. A little recognition would be nice, Gary!”
After tipping itself over, the bottle lost over half of its contents as Gary did not properly close the nozzle after the last use over three weeks ago.