DEARBORN, Michigan – Ford Performance, the high-performance division of Ford Motor company, have revealed their new all-electric Mustang drag racer because they hate their core buyers.  “We wanted to show off something that we know our buyers and fans will get upset about, so first we chose the Mustang SUV, and now we’re showing the all-electric Mustang dragster,” said Bob Holycross, Ford VP of Sustainability, “We don’t really care about the core Mustang buyer, they aren’t our money maker.” 

“Typically Mustang owners wait at least 10 years for a model to be cheap enough to buy, so whatever man.”