LORIDA, Florida – Local man Todd Dillman, who tested positive for Covid-19 and was in self-isolation at home, read on a racing-related internet forum that huffing VP Racing Fuels will kill the coronavirus. Dillman then snuck into Sebring International Raceway, found a couple of barrels of VP Racing Fuel, and while streaming on Facebook live, started huffing.
After passing out for a few days, Dillman was found behind a dumpster and rushed to a local hospital where doctors confirmed he no longer had Covid-19. In the weeks after, doctors have been studying the affects of VP Racing Fuel fumes on lab rats and Chevy truck owners with encouraging results. Doctors suggest those who frequent Sebring’s Green Park should start huffing racing fuel immediately.