STAMFORD, Connecticut – “Go ahead put up the sim racing shit, I don’t care anymore,” slurred a drunk NBC Sports Executive, who also was the guy to hire Paul Tracy to the announcers booth, “We’ve got nothing better to show. People can only watch so many old Columbus Bluejackets games, I guess. Nothing matters anymore.”
“This is rock bottom. Sim Racing? People are acting like they appreciate this esports crap, but it just shows how desperate we all are right now,” finished the exec as he slammed an empty bottle of Skol on his office desk.