SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont – Ben n Jerry’s, the ice cream company known for rich and crazy flavors, has released a new ‘Driver Ratings’ pint that is actually just packaged dog shit.  “Driver ratings are dog shit,” said Ben n Jerry’s VP of Marketing Tim York, “And being pretty big race fans ourselves, we wanted to put this new product out there for the FIA.  We’re helping out the local dog parks by scooping da poop up and also grabbing it out of those tiny crap bags from the trash cans.”

York also confirmed they are currently working on a ‘WEC Fans’ pint that is actually just an empty container.